So Monday, basically everyone ever, reported on a sandwich coming to the San Diego County Fair that gave me a coronary just looking at the description... THE KRISPY KREME SLOPPY JOE. I just can't on SO many levels that I actually can again. Like it goes all the way around. I'm all for having some "fair food," but this is taking it to a whole other level. A level which involves a triple bypass and a crap ton of Crestor.
I'm getting very upset. ANYWAY, this "sandwich," is pretty self explanatory. You got yourself 1/2 a Krispy Kreme donut... you got some Sloppy Joe... you got 1/2 a Krispy Kreme donut. Wait sorry - I left out that it is also "doused" in tomato sauce and then "sprinkled" with cheese. That doesn't even sound appealing to me. And BY THE WAY - this is coming from someone who LEGIT got cut off from biscuits at Quality on 3rd last year. (Just go there, you'll see.)
Upon further investigation this CHICKEN CHARLIE fella is also the same cat who brought us deep fried Kool Aid, Oreos and who this year is also serving deep fried bacon wrapped pickles as well as - WAFFLE DOGS. Which is a corn dog yet, instead of "corn," - you're getting yourself some waffle.
So obviously this guy is a vegan.
What's even crazier is CHICK CHUCK already has a Krispy Kreme sandwich but instead of Sloppy Joe - it's just a chicken breast...drizzled with honey. (Because you need it a bit sweeter.)
Well, that's all I really have to say about that - I think my blood pressure rose just writing this post.